Wednesday, July 29, 2009

You carrying?

I was watching Entourage the other night when I got this email. it was a clip of the Jimmy Kimmel Live show where his sidekick, Guillermo drank tequila with stars on the red carpet at the Emmys. It's an old clip, but pretty darn funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSMCdXaICVg

During Guillermo's interview (and drink) with Tara Summers (Boston Legal) he pulls 6 condoms out of her purse. I've never been to the Emmys, but if it's going down like that to where she needs 6 condoms, sign me up!!!!

With that said, we are all educated adults with our own "experiences". At this stage of your life, with the knowledge of the reprecussions of unprotected sex...

Ladies, do you purchase your own condoms or do you expect the guy to have them?

Fellas, if a woman has her own condoms, does it give you pause or do you appreciate the convenience?

I definitely appreciate her having condoms, but still my thought is... it depends.

I'm going to feel differently about Lady A (who has a few condoms in her nightstand that she isn't even sure where most of them came from) than I am about Lady B (who has a "sex drawer" with a box of 60 [with a few missing] next to the his & hers KY jelly, oils, fuzzy handcuffs, 3 different vibrators, a dragonfly, some candles, a blindfold, spiked paddle, gimp mask, a wonder woman tiara and several DVDs). Then there is an entirely different thought about Lady C who carries them around wherever she goes. (Serioulsy, you need condoms on you in Target?!)

Now I think Lady A is probably "safer", meaning less experienced, but those few condoms she has are probably expired. So I'd use my own. Lady B's inventory is battle tested and good to go! Goodyear doesn't make rubber as reliable as the rubber in Lady B's drawer. So I'd use her condoms. Among other things from the drawer...

You know what? Thinking about Lady B made me lose my train of thought & the point I was trying to make. I'll just ask you thoughts. Talk to me. got condoms?

1 comment:

  1. I wanna know more of your thoughts about Lady C... Are you saying that its an issue/deal breaker for the woman to be carrying condoms on her person?

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